Nithyananda Admits to His Sex Fraud & Scam, But Still Wiggles Like a Worm - Wants It Both Ways - Fruits & Fraud

'Swami' Nithyananda Admits to Him being with that Hot Lady on the Video, But Claims He Did Not Inhale, Was Asleep at the Time, and Was Just Following Orders
Well, there Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? Oh, sorry we asked. Hey, we want to congratulate you for actually speaking with a real live reporter, not just a cuddly little lap dog that drools over you. Sorry, there, Rajiv Malhotra, but when you sleep with a dog with fleas, guess what? You get fleas. Big surprise for your research, we're sure. Anyway, here's the video:



Wow, Sri Nithyananda, we had to listen to the video a couple of times to make sure we got this very long list of all the things you said to discredit all that hanky-panky fraud we saw you doing with our own eyes with that hot married actress lady. Let's see, there was:

• lots of misrepresentation
• manipulation
• conspiracy
• morphing

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, so you've been out with lots of Miss Representation?  Is she another hot married actress with way rad curves?  We're just going to have call you Studliji for now on.  And, morphing?  Is that like saying 'more fraud', 'more fraud', 'more fraud' until it becomes the word 'morphing'?  Leave it to you, like an 'enlightened' healing master to come up with something like that.  Is that, 'Swami' Nithyananda, known as spin?

Oh, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we see that you're trying to play the victim again.  You, Sri Nithyananda, seem almost convincing when you say that you were a victim of an 'intrusion of privacy', 'abused', 'totally abused'. Boy, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that married actress lady looked like a real sadist abusing you with the oil rub torture, the grip of death, and advanced suffocation techniques.  You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are lucky to escape with your life!  We're sure you're divine now.  And invasion of privacy?  Looks more like an invasion of private parts, if you ask us, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  True Saints always lived a transparent lives.  Welcome to the club, there, Saint.  That is 'Saint Tongue, the Smooth Operator'.  Looks like your private life did have something to hide.  Nice that you're a public figure claiming to be a celebate monk with a hot, sexy, married actress in your closet.

And, what a detective.  You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda are now going to do your own detective work to show us:

...which part was morphed, which part is misrepresented, which is manipulated... all these things we are studying, before I come to a 'complete' conclusion, I don't want to make any comment.

Wow, we can really trust you, genuine, bona fide 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda with all that detective work, just like that 'unbiased' research with lap dog, Rajiv Malhotra.  But, guess what, there, man-of-his-word 'Swami' Nithyananda, you already said plenty.  As always, you want it both ways.

Well, at least you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, finally admit that the actress is a devotee and taking care of you in your private quarters when were "physically, not feeling well".  Gee, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you, an 'enlightened' healing master still needs a hot, sexy, married actress to look after you when you're sick.  Why, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, do you need a hot sexy married actress to help heal you?  Why couldn't you have just used your hand like how you healed your broken back?  That would have made having a hot, sexy, married actress totally not necessary.  Will you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, produce some phony doctor's note just like you produced a phony coroner's report for that murder, oh, we mean to say, accidentally death at your ashram last December 2008 involving a Canadian citizen?

Speaking of not feeling well, we're rather surprised to hear that, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  One of our loyal readers sent us yet another YouTube clip of you dancing around like a fool on Prozac and Viagra on December 24, 2009.  Was this in preparation of your alleged 'birthday' and 'enlightenment' celebrations?  (Don't forget the 'R' in celebrate, as you have reminded us.) Let's take a look:



Why weren't these videos stamped on December 23 through 25, 2010? Maybe there is something very healing indeed to that hot, sexy, married actress. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is your illness just like malaria where you would only get the intense fever at night?  Or, Sri Nithyananda, are you just a closet Count Dracula.  You, know royalty by day, blood sucker (amongst other things) by night?  We don't really know about these allegations, there, 'Swami' Nithyananda, but we think your whole cult operations sure do fly-by-night.

And, then, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you said that in addition to physically not feeling well, you were consciously in a deep samadhi (trance).  Wow, no wonder going into samadhi is such a big deal.  As one loyal reader pointed out, when you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, go into samadhi, you get to:

• enjoy the company of a hot, sexy, married actress with lots of hands on and lips locked activity
• enjoy a little action around your muladhara joy stick
• watch pay-for-view TV
• reads worldly books and magazines with center-folds
• attend to phone calls (probably call girls, no doubt)
• get body-length oil massages, you're slick!
• collects lots of money in the name of Kalpatharu darshan
• brainwash & defraud new victims in your programs

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you sold your brand of brainwashing enlightenment with all of these benefits, then we know demand for your programs would increase and you, renounced one, could triple the cost.  Just think how easy it would be to pay off all those palms in need with that kind of money.

And, finally, we were so glad to be assured that you still have those great renunciant qualifications of not having any lust or needs for the other person at all.

"I do not have any lust, 100 percent certain of that, I do not have any need for the other person."

Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're sure that this whole leela (play) was done to help others grow.  Nothing in it for you.  Absolutely zero.  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you are so ultraistic.

Let's watch that other video you posted, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  You know the one that you're sitting up in what looks like your new luxurious bed in a prison.  Were you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, able to put it to good use?




Gee, Sri Nithyananda, you sure are consistent. More of the same.  Yes, you're still 'collecting more evidence', which translates to 'we're stalling until everyone is paid.'   Nice going there.

But, this was a surprise, you, prolific porn star of a 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, said that you wrote just 200 books.  Why this is down from 500 books just a bit earlier.  Why the modesty?  It's a lot of work to copy other masters' works, rewrite them just a bit, add your brainwashing nonsense, and then get them to the publisher.  Oh, yes, then there's all that marketing.  You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, should be proud that you copied and plagiarized at least 500 books.  Saying that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda only did 200 books just makes you a common criminal.  You, Sir, are much greater than that.

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we see that there is now a motive behind this conspiracy.  Let's see in your own words:

I've done so much research in body, mind, emotions, consciousness, spiritually, medically, and scientifically, so much research in so many fields I contributed. I contributed in the spiritual field also, but unfortunately, because I contributed in the spiritual field also, there was no benefit of doubt given to me.

Yes, that's it.  It's all because of that 'spiritual' hands-on work you've done.  We're really lucky to see all of this research being conducted in body, mind, emotions, consciousness, spiritually, medically, and scientifically with our own eyes in those videos.  That was truly the work of an 'enlightened' healing master preserved for all of us to appreciate.  We never knew that there were such sacrifices.  No wonder there are people who are jealous and out to get you.  You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, need to be very careful.

And, finally, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you close with one more victim statement.  We pity you, honestly.  You say that your life is endanger and that's how come you are hiding at Kumbh Mela where you have been kicked out and excommunicated.   Then, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda said:

"I was such a peaceful, silent, humble spiritual movement. We never felt that we would have enemies."

Who would imagine, enemies?  Sounds like a dangerous world.  What could those silly misguided people be upset with?  Murder?  Rape?  Fraud?  Cults?  Bribes?  Cover ups?  Sex scandals?  Religious defamation?  Breaking up families?  Robbing life-savings? Adultery?  Divorces?  Deceit?  Lies?  Violence?  'Swami' Nithyananda, there sure seems to be a lot of people out there that get upset for nothing.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 97: Ninety-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 119: One hundred and nineteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Nithyananda Comes Clean - Denies His Cult Being Fraud or Wrong, Like Right - Incriminates Self

First Public Statement By 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  Wow, we sure are glad that you came out and posted a YouTube Video.  It was your first statement since being on the lamb.  No, no, no, Sri Nithyananda.  We said 'on the lamb' not 'on top of the lamb'.  We already saw you do that in your video.  'On the lamb' means running away and hiding from the law.  Boy, Sri Nithyananda, you sure seem to have a one-track mind these days.  Feeling a bit sheepish?   Back to that new video, let's take a look:



Boy, 'Swami' Nithyananda. That sure seems like a lot of make up you're wearing.  Were you in the cremation grounds again?  Was that caked on vibhooti (white holy ash)?  No, no, no, Sri Nithyananda, we didn't say 'shaked on her booty'.  That's already old news from that video of yours.  We said 'caked on vibhooti', means that it was applied thick and strong, like this sleazy guy below:

'Swami' Nithyananda, you know without your turban, you kind of look like this guy here.  Will this be your new career, that is, ah, doing card tricks, after the Government bulldozes their land which you're squatting on?  Sri Nithyananda, don't get so upset about having your ashram bulldozed down to make room for cows to graze on.  Do you remember the time in Myshore around early 2006 when some 'squatter' was on your newly acquired land?  Sure you do.  As you, 'Swami' Nithyananda can recall, the bulldozers were there, but the 'squatter' didn't want to leave his home?  You, compassionate master, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda gave the orders for the worker in the bulldozer to just level his home.  And, yes, as you predicted, the squatter came running out of his very humble home just to watch all his meager possessions to be crushed by the bulldozer.  And, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't have to waste a single precious dollar to compensate this 'outlaw'. How dare someone like that stop you from doing 'divine' work!  We know that you would never do anything to anyone that you couldn't take yourself.  We hope the Government shows us all how to be overflowing with compassion just as you showed us a few years ago.

Anyway, Sri Nithyananda, we didn't mean to get sidetracked here.  But, we couldn't help but notice, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that you looked like death-warmed-over in your latest video.  Were you doing that death meditation again?  Is that how come we didn't hear from you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda for over four days?  And, we never seen you deadpan it so much.  Was that part of your new spontaneity, to look so somber-like a funeral parlor customer, ready for one more embalming drink?  And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were you downloading that information or was your computer downloading that text for your to read?  Why do we ask?  Well, you seemed to be looking down a lot and straining your eyes.  Was there a room service lady in front of you?

So, like what was that video all about, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  Was it to say that you're holding out to get all the information together?  That you're going to take a little time to do it?  And, try to stall for a reaction until you can get your act together?  You, know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you're credibility looked like a big zero.  In fact, anyone could probably chant your new updated mantra:

Om Nithyanandam.  Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire, Om Nithyanandam.

Hey, Sri Nithyananda, just to keep track, let's review all those criminal charges that are leveled at you and your organization:

Let's see now, we have (1) a complaint by a group of Madras High Court advocates about Cheating under Section 420. Also from Chennai we have (2) offending religious sentiments.  But, wait, there, Sri Nithyananda.  Our hero, Sri Nithya Dharmananda a.k.a. Lenin Karuppan has spilled the beans on even more serious stuff.  Looks like this was so hot to handle that the police in Tamil Nadu handed it over to the police in Karnataka. [OneIndia] (3) Under IPC sections 295 (A) (Deliberate and malicious acts, (4) intended to outrage religious feelings of any class by insulting its religion or religious beliefs), (5) 376 (rape), (6) 377 (unnatural sex), (7) 506 (1) (criminal intimidation) and (8) 120 (B) (criminal conspiracy).  Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we really curious about the 'unnatural sex' charges?  Did you use ghosts and graveyard props with that?  We can't wait to watch the next video.  What are we up to, eight (8) charges.  Oh, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we forgot.  There's still that land dispute where the Government wants their land which you, Sri Nithyananda, plunked your over-cushy tuss on, so that makes number nine (9).  And, then that inconvenient charges about all that illegal forest products such as all those sandalwood pellets.  That makes ten (10). 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 official charges.  Sri Nithyananda, we're out of fingers to count all your criminal charges!  This is getting even more complicated than trying to figure your time line and number of years you wandered.  What are we going to do if the possible allegations that you harbored terrorists from the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LITE) are true?  [DNA Read the World]  Then we suppose we'll have to take off our shoes, in respect to you of course, and count with our fingers and toes.

And, Sri Nithyananda, where are you now?  Are you imitating that other 'enlightened' spiritual leader, Bin Laden?  Well, you both seem pretty good at releasing videos without a trace to where you are.  Sri Nithyananda, it's nice to hear you say that you're going to:

"address all the allegations and issue a detailed explanation." : (@1:32)

But, Sri Nithyananda, the authorities want to talk to you now, not later.  Do you know, Sri Nithyananda, that since you seem completely aware of "allegations": (@0:33), etc.  You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda must be aware that there's a warrant for your arrest and that criminal charges have been filed against you.  Sri Nithyananda, by not surrendering to the authorities and letting them question you now, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are evading arrest.  Let's make this clear:

ATTENTION AUTHORITIES (hint! hint!)

You, Sri Nithyananda, are evading arrest, and your video-tape is clear evidence that you do know that criminal charges are against you.  And, since you obviously had some help making that video, that makes at least one person (probably a whole gang) abetting your evasion of arrest, which we're quite sure is against the law. Is this the same as harboring a fugitive? Hmmm. This could be serious legal trouble for anyone near you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. So, if the authorities want to play hardball, they could easily bring criminal charges against your whole entourage.

But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we also noticed that this video of yours was posted by the Life Bliss Foundation.  Isn't that one of your organizations?  By broadcasting this message and posting it on YouTube, could the authorities claim that this organization of your, The Life Bliss Foundation, is assisting in the dissemination of unlawful activities (evading arrest, harboring a fugitive, etc.) and therefore is doing something illegal.  Does this, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda make them all accomplices to your crimes (as in many)?  

Once again, ATTENTION AUTHORITIES (hint! hint!)

Could the authorities (in this case the police), file criminal charges and make arrests against not only you, not only your entourage, but also the whole web team and people who posted that video?  Why, Sri Nithyananda, the police might have to book a whole charter bus just to drag your inmates, (oops, poor choice of words) away. How many years in prison will they get for helping this criminal? That criminal is you, Sri Nithyananda.

So, @1:12 when you, 'Swami' Nithyananda say:

"I want to assure, you all, all of you, that nothing illegal has been done by me or by any of my organizations."

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, whose been giving you that legal advice?  It kind of reminded us when another famous leader gave this famous "I'm Not a Crook" speech:


OK, Sri Nithyananda, we get it now.  This is kind of like a stall tactic as you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, try to get your defense together:

"We are in the process of collecting evidence to establish the falsity and the motive of this smear campaign" (@1:24)

"Please wait a few days till we collect all the facts, all the information's, and clearly present it to you all." (@1:52)

Then once you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, get your case together you said:

"I urge everyone, not to rush to judgment before all the facts have been put on the table and are carefully examined." (@1:41)

Hmmm, Sri Nithyananda.  We think we can pretty much see all the facts that are on the table right now.  You know what worries us is not all the facts that are on the table, but what in the fact is going to be passed under the table?

But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, even the BJP, who we understand you have cozy relationships with... Sri Nithyananda, stop squirming.  It is not that type of cozy relationship.  We tell you, you're mind, Sri Nithyananda, has been in the gutter ever since that video was released about you.  Where were we, yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, even the BJP leaders are going to have a hard time explaining how they reached their decision if they favor the information that's under the table instead of the information that is on the table.  We wouldn't want to be in their shoes when their own support base goes viral against them.  These BJP politicians would then be ready to be put out to pasture just like you will be, Sri Nithyananda.  So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if you're going to put them out to pasture, you better make sure that it's going to be a very green pasture, if you know what we mean.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 91: Ninety-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 113: One hundred and thirteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.